A

• Agency = An organization that manages several escort girls. An agency handles the advertising, calls and reservations. The agency shares the revenue with the escort girls.
• Amazon = A tall, strong, often masculine woman
• ABS = Approved by Sanni
• AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
• Artificial Insemination = The act of manually inserting sperm into a woman’s vagina
• Around the world = Anilingus and Fellatio
• Asian = Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
• Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees
• ATM = Ass to mouth. Take penis or finger out of her ass and directly into her mouth
• Attempts = Derived from the airline industry. The number of times she tried to reach an orgasm. For instance: “My escort allowed multiple attempts” which means she allowed more than one orgasm
• ATF = All Time Favorite
• Aunt Flo is around or the Russian are Visiting = When a girl has her menstruation

B

• B&S = Bait & Switch. When the escort girl that shows up at the door does not match in any shape or form the internet or newspaper advertisement
• Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian escort girl
• Bag = a condom. Could for instance be used as “BJ in a bag”= Blow Job with a condom
• Bait and Switch = Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented
• Baja Sur = Genitals, derived from Spanish and literary means “the low south”
• Balloons = Breast implants
• Bareback = Without a condom or bag
• BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = oral stimulation of penis without a condom
• BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion. Oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without using a condom. (The escort might spit the sperm or she might swallow it)
• BBW = Big Beautiful Woman. Can also be used as an euphemism for heavy, overweight bitch
• BCD = Behind Closed Doors
• BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism
• Beret = A condom
• BF = Boyfriend
• BFE = Boyfriend Experience. A professional escort will give the client the feeling that he is dating his lovely girlfriend, forgetting about the fact that he is paying for it
• BHSTE = Bram Has Seen This Escort
• Birdwatching = BBBJTC whereby the escort swallows the sperm
• Bisexual = A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men
• Blackhole = Anus
• BLS = Ball licking and sucking
• Blue Pill = Viagra
• Blue Steel = Viagra
• Brown Shower = Defecation on your escort girl or your escort girl on you
• BS = Body Slide, whereby the escort may slide her body on yours using oil
• Butch = A woman who adopts what would be considered masculine characteristics
• Butter face = An escort with a very attractive body, but an ugly face
• Cash and Dash = A rip-off whereby the escort shows up, takes the money, but doesn’t deliver or provide the goods or service

C

• CBJ = Covered Blow Job. Fellatio with a condom
• CC = Credit Card
• CC Rider = An escort who is discounting her usual price
• CD = Cross-dresser. Transvestite escort. An escort who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
• CFS = Covered Full Service
• CIM = Cum in mouth
• Civil Union = A Civil Union grants gay and lesbian couples the same rights and responsibilities as marriage
• Civilian = A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters, without the payment element. Civilians are often less discreet then a professional escort and might want a relationship…………and you do not want that……do you?
• Clockwatcher = A term used for an escort who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe an escort girl who rushes things and does not enjoy her work
• Collar and Cuffs match = An escort with matching pubic and natural hair-color (redheads, blonds, brunettes)
• Commercial Company = Prostitution
• Completion = Orgasm. Used when the escort gave a bareback blowjob to completion
• Cover = A condom
• Cowgirl = An escort who rides on top, knees astride
• Crime scene action = Sexual activity during her period
• Crone = An old or older escort woman
• Cruising = Looking for an escort or more likely a prostitute while driving around
• Cups of coffee = Orgasms which could be used as “We drank several cups of coffee”

D

• Dance and Dash = A rip-off. The escort shows up, takes your money, dances a little and leaves
• Date = A session with an escort
• DATO = or “Dining at the O’s” = oral stimulation of the anus
• DATY = or “Dining at the Y’s” = oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
• DDE = An escort that doesn’t do any extras
• DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
• Deep throat = Blow Job where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”
• Delta Omega Gamma or “Doggy Style” = when the escort is on knees and hands and you take her from behind
• Deposit = When the escort requires an upfront payment in advance of a session
• DFK = Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
• Donation = Payment to an escort. Many or even most escorts will not talk about the payment but about the donation
• Doubles = A threesome with two escorts
• DP = Double Penetration
• Drag King = an escort who dresses to look like a man, usually for performance reasons
• DT = Deep throat. Blow Job whereby the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”
• Alec’s Disease = an escort with an unattractive face

E

• Ellie = the Police
• Enhancements = Breast implants
• Envelope = Often cash payments for the escort are placed in an envelope, rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money
• Face painting = ejaculating on escort’s face
• Facial = ejaculating on escort’s face
• FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage. Not usually full service. Expect only massage usually nude or topless and maybe a handjob

F

• Five-O = A police officer

G

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H

• HWP = Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. “normal” build)

I

• Incall = the client goes to the place of the escort. Could be a hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence
• Independent or Indie = an escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation
• Interpreter = Condom For instance used as “She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter”
• IPO = Initial public offering. Used to denote the public introduction of a new escort
• ISO = In Search Of
• Italian = Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks

J

• Jack Shack = Refers to an establishment that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available
• Jimmy Hat = a condom
• John = a customer

K

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L

• L/A/S = Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex
• Landing Strip = Description of pubic hair
• LFK = Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
• Little blue helper = Viagra
• Little blue pill = Viagra
• LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner
• Lone Star = someone who has only had sex with one person in their lif
• Lot Lizard = A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots

M

• Madame or MamaSan = owner of an escort agency
• Mall or Escort Mall = A website that advertises many different escort girls form many agencies or independents
• Man in a boat or little man in a boat = Clitoris
• Mediterranean = Anal sex for instance used as “She took me on a trip to the mediterranean”
• Merkin = Pubic hair wig
• MG = Massage Girl
• Mileage = term used to describe value for money and/or how accomodating the escort is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average or a combination of the two
• MILF = Mom I’d like to fuck
• Mish or Missionary = Missionary position. Man on top during intercourse
• MMF, MFM, MFF = Threesome designations. For instance MMF = male, male, female or MFF = male, female, female
• Mohawk = Description of pubic hair
• MP = Massage Parlor
• MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant
• MSOG = Multiple shots on goal. The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
• Multiple Pops = The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session

N

• Newbie = a new escort girl or client
• No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment
• No-Touch = No touching allowed
• Nooner = a lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists
• NQBC = Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion
• NQBS = Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculation
• NQNS = Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculation

O

• O or Os = Orgasm, orgasms
• Off-the-clock = Activities that occur with an escort for which she chooses not to charge for. For instance “We had a nooner off-the-clock”
• Out or Outed = Private, personal information on a client or escort that is made public. For instance someone’s real name and address is posted to a public forum
• Outcall = The escort comes to your hotel or house
• OWO = Oral Without. BJ without a condom

P

• Party hat = Condom
• Pearl Necklace = ejaculating on escort’s neck and/or chest
• Pillow Queen = an escort who likes to be on the receiving end of sex. The escort likes to be pleasured and not reciprocate
• Pink Boxing = vaginal fisting
• POS = Pussy on the Side
• PPOS = Philippe’s Pussy on the Side
• PS =Private Show Mostly dance only
• PSE = Porn Star Experience
• MPSE = Mathieu’s Porn Star Experience. The best of the best, usually only experienced once in a life time
• PV = Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS

Q

• QCBJ = Quality Check by Jaap

R

• Raincoat = Condom
• REQ = Request
• REV = Review
• Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away
• Remmy’s Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away whilst reading the Financial Times
• Reverse massage = client massages the escort
• Reverse Oral = client performs oral sex on the escort
• Reverse Marius Oral = client performs oral sex on himself
• Rimming or Rimjob = Anilingus. Erotic stimulation achieved by licking the anus
• Rusty Trombone = when the man or customer is on his knees and hands and the escort mastrubates the client hanging over him from behind
• Russian = Penis between her breasts
• Robert’s Russian = Penis in armpit

S

• San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows
• Sandbag or Sandbagger = a review or reviewer that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to an escort
• Sans = Without. For instance used as in “She provided french sans beret”
• Screening = an escort or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. For instance collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist’s real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows. A client can also ask for a screening, asking to see the escort prior to taking a decision to donate some money to her trust fund
• Self-post = an escort posts a highly positive review of herself or her agency to increase business
• Self-Service = Masturbation. e.g. “It was a self-service experience” Normally there is no contact with the escort, but the man can masturbate
• Sensual Massage = Not usually full service. Expect only massage, but hope for more
• Session = Paid time spent with an escort
• SFH = Sex or escort for hire
• SG = Street girl
• Shemale or Heshe = Transexual. Mostly male escort who hasn’t had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect
• Shill = client who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an escort
• Shots on goal = Attempts to reach orgasm. For instance “She allowed multiple shots on goal”
• Sixty Nine or Soixante Neuf or 69 = Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously
• Slam, Slammed = an unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of an escort
• SO = Significant other
• SOG = Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm
• SOMF = Sat on my face
• South of the border = Genital area
• Southern France = BJ without a condom
• SP = Service Provider, escort
• Spanish = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth
• Spinner = very petite escort. For instance “Sit and Spin”
• Squirting or Squirter = Female ejaculation, an escort who ejaculates
• SRS = Sexual reassignment surgery
• STD = Sexually transmitted disease
• Sting = A female police officer poses as an escort
• Street action = escort that is solicited on public streets
• Summer teeth = some are there, some are not
• Sunshine or sunny = without a condom
• SW = street worker
• Sybian = mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle

T

• Take care of business = Payment or donation is made to the escort. For instance “She wanted to take care of business first”
• Teabag or Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into escort’s mouth
• Throne Job = Self-service hand job
• Tipping required = Hidden charges, escort demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services
• Took one for the team, TOFTT = A client reviews an escort who was no good. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake
• Toss the salad = Anilingus
• Translation or translator = Condom For instance “She spoke fluent french without a translator”
• Trick = sex act for money
• Tuft= description of pubic hair
• TUMA = Tongue up the escort’s ass or her tongue up your ass
• Turn tricks = escort service

U

• Umbrella = Condom
• Uncovered = Without a condom

V

• VFM = Value For Money

W

• WAH = derived from Wahei, meaning peaceful, harmonious and calm. Can also mean Wild Ass Humping
• Water Sports = Urination play
• WF = Wild Fuck
• WG = Working girl
• Womyn = an alternative spelling of woman or women
• Working girl = an escort

X

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Y

• YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
• YMMV Girl = escort girl who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service.

Z

No entries.

#

• 411 = Information. For instance “I got the 411 on her from my friend”
• 420 = Marijuana